What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 21:04

A View to a Kill
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Quia perspiciatis sed qui quidem voluptas excepturi possimus.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.